Justin: What the hell is that?
Bobi: Grandma's Christmas present.
Justin: Are those Kraft Singles?
Bobi: Yeah...she insists on getting us food for Christmas, so I asked for cheese for my bagels, but I meant cream cheese.
Justin: She has dementia, be thankful she remembered you wanted chesse you could have gotten soup from 1997 with 19 cents written on the top of the can in Sharpie like I did.
Bobi: I guess, but who puts Kraft Singles on their bagels?
Justin: I think your bigger concern is that mom put the Christmas presents from Grandma under the tree as soon as they came.
Bobi: When was that?
Justin: ...about three weeks ago.
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