Mom: Remember when I sent you to church camp for the weekend and you were so mad at me.
Justin: Yes.
Mom: And I wrote you that letter saying not to hate me for it.
Justin: Mom, I actually had fun on that trip.
Mom: You did?
Justin: Yeah I slept with one of the youth leaders.
Bobi: WHAT!?!
Justin: oh shit Bobi, I forgot you were here.
Bobi: YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Justin: I'll save you a seat you judgmental bitch.
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