Justin: Mom! What the hell is taking you so long?
Mom: Well this women with her ten thousand children is just standing in front of the tea.
Justin: This bitch?
Mom: Oh Jesus.
Justin: HEY! (yelling at the woman with ten thousand children)
Mom: Wait...why did she just grab up her children and run? All you said was hey.
Justin: oh I ran into her about 10 minutes ago over at the orange juice.
Mom: And?
Justin: I told her I was going to eat her babies if she didn't get out of the way.
Mom: Well your nothing if not...effective.
Justin: Damn right.
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