Flashback 1995.

Justin: How was your date?
Bobi: Awesome.
Justin: I like your outfit. Is that my diamond bracelet?
Bobi: Yeah I borrowed it.
Justin: Did you ask if you could borrow it?
Bobi: No but it looks better on me anyway.
Justin: Mom Want's to talk to you.
Bobi: Shit.
*Fifteen minutes later*
Justin: How did it go.
Bobi: I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to convince mom that I didn't sleep with Andy.
Justin: And?
Bobi: I don't think she believed me.
Justin: Can I have my bracelet back now?
Bobi: Here.
Justin: Oh Bobi, by the way, your jeans are inside out.
Bobi: FUCK! Why didn't you tell me!?
Justin: Teach you to borrow my bracelet without asking.
Bobi: Bitch.
Justin: Whore.

Busted.

Mom: Why is there a fort made of pillows and blankets in the living room?
Justin: Hi mom.
Mom: And why does it smell like grilled cheese?
Justin: Did you just ask me why it smelt like grilled Jesus? Because that doesn't make any sense. Oh wait, you must have said cheeses...because I smelt that earlier and also because that would have been something I would have smelled before because clearly I'm not old enough to know Jesus...why are you looking at me like that?
Mom: Are you alright
Justin: Alright mom the jig is up, I'm all kinds of high right now.
Mom: ...I'm going to wash my face.
...5 Minutes later...
Mom: Justin...why is there a half of a grilled cheese in my bathroom sink?
Justin: Oh man! I knew I didn't eat all of that! YES!! Hey I rented a funny movie do you want to watch it with me?
Mom: What is it?
Justin: Apocalypse Now.