Justin: How was your date?
Bobi: Awesome.
Justin: I like your outfit. Is that my diamond bracelet?
Bobi: Yeah I borrowed it.
Justin: Did you ask if you could borrow it?
Bobi: No but it looks better on me anyway.
Justin: Mom Want's to talk to you.
Bobi: Shit.
*Fifteen minutes later*
Justin: How did it go.
Bobi: I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to convince mom that I didn't sleep with Andy.
Justin: And?
Bobi: I don't think she believed me.
Justin: Can I have my bracelet back now?
Bobi: Here.
Justin: Oh Bobi, by the way, your jeans are inside out.
Bobi: FUCK! Why didn't you tell me!?
Justin: Teach you to borrow my bracelet without asking.
Bobi: Bitch.
Justin: Whore.
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