Abe(Sister's Husband): I want you to stop being so mean to my wife.
Justin: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Abe: You know who I am Justin.
Mom: Abe, I am going to have to stop you there, because honestly it's like your hunting a bear with a sling shot. I mean sure you've got Jesus on your side or more correctly Jesus WILL be at your side when this conversation is over, because this one here, he'll fuckin' kill ya.
Abe: ...you're all nuts.
Mom: Welcome to the family.
(Abe leaves living room)
Justin: No seriously...who was that?
Mom: How much have you had to drink today?
Justin: Am I still lucid?
Mom: Yes.
Justin: Then not enough.
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